Top 10 "How To" Searches in the United States...

…for the 4 weeks ending 7/21/07, according to TIME.com:

1. How to tie a tie
2. How to have sex
3. How to kiss
4. How to lose weight
5. How to write a resume
6. How to levitate
7. How to draw
8. How to get pregnant
9. How to make out
10. How to make a video

You've really arrived when you can kiss, make out, have sex, and get pregnant while levitating, tying a tie, and making a video.  And what a video it is likely to be!  You’re bound to lose weight making it.

Comments

[Russell Lutz]

Just don't forget to put it on your resume.