Funniest Freaking Blog Ever

Go here.

It's a blog defining what it means to be a white American. It is both hilarious and true. This is a representative quote from the post on Recycling:

If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!

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[Rip Rowan]

OMG that blog RULES!

Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you.

I heart this blog.