Survey: IT staff would steal secrets if laid off

A disappointing statistic:

Most IT staff would steal sensitive company information, including CEO's passwords and customer details, if they were laid off, according to a new survey from Cyber-Ark.

This is why the smart enterprise never lays off IT staff, but instead fakes their deaths, knocks them out and ships them off to be processed into nutritious food supplements before anyone notices they’re missing.  “Soylent Green is IT people…!”