Dragon Hears the Truth

I am toying with writing up some impressions of the Apple iPad for the site here, and was dictating my notes into the Dragon speech recognition app on my iPhone. 

I said, “As someone with terrible vision, I appreciate the idea of being able to run my iPhone apps on a larger screen..."  

What Dragon heard was: "As someone with terrible visions, I appreciate..."

In retrospect, that version is better.  At least, it’s funnier.  “Ah!!  I see flames!  Terrible, terrible, flames!  And is that Steve Jobs, naked, bathed in blood, holding an iPad??  The horror!!!”