March 16, 2004
An Irish Joke
From Blackfive, a wee Irish joke for ye:
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"The real beauty of the joke is you can just switch the nationalities around to suit the holiday when Robbie Burns Day rolls around...
Posted by David Gaw in The Web at March 16, 2004 12:35 PM
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To update this joke, they need to add an American, who gleefully drinks the beer, fly and all, then Joe Rogan gives him a check for $1000.
Posted by: Russell Lutz at March 16, 2004 04:25 PM