Cuz We Said So

AP - A construction worker had six nails driven into his head in an accident with a high-powered nail gun, but doctors said Wednesday they expect him to make a full recovery.

1. I'll bet this really hurt.
2. While the word "mishap" is technically accurate, I don't believe it properly captures the spirit of having a nail gun fired repeatedly into your face.
3. How amazing is it that you can have six metal spikes driven into your head--three into your brain--and not only live, but make a full recovery? I'm going to go home tonight and try this out. (There are those that think I may already have done so.)
4. I think there's a Snickers commercial in this story somewhere. "Poor aim--another unfortunate side effect of hunger!"